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Dedicated to The Heroes, The Jokesters, And The Survivors
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From a failed harvest to a father's DREAM.
I spent 2024 fighting the elements in the fields, losing 70% of my crops but gaining 100% of my resolve.
After a bittersweet journey on Amazon fueled by my daughter's love for stickers, I’ve built z-john.
This isn't just a store; it’s a tribute to the Resilient, Humorous, and Pure World of Men.
This is where my journey started, but the road ahead is yours. We provide the grit; you provide the story. Let’s build a world where every man’s legacy is uniquely his own.
Our Mission
At z-john, we are dedicated to "Explore The Men's World"—a place where the beer is cold, the game is always on, and family comes first. As a newly established brand, we refuse to dress up our store like those pseudo-luxury boutiques. We are not here for show; we are built for the authentic male shopping experience. Our mission is to help you build the ultimate "Funny Tough Guy" persona.
— Frank, Founder of z-john.
A.K.A Not a fashion designer
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Fun Fact
After 40, you're like an old phone battery. Even when you charge yourself overnight for 10 hours, by 10 AM you're at 60%
3RD & GOAL
Will you slap your best friend for 1 miliion dollars?
Legend: I'd do it for two slices of pizza and a cold beer.
You need to know
I had a beer last night and on the side of the can it said, "Best drunk in August"
I want to thank the beer companyfor this prestigious award.
You don't need to know
Don't get too drunk
Different from others
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1. Simple and Direct
We only showcase products, the blog, and checkout. We refuse to design overly complex stores
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2. Pure Joy
Beer tastes better in glass bottles and we provide manual gear for men
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3. Hobbies & Hates
- Beer, Football, Baseball, Memes, Dad's Jokes, Engines, Television
- Nagging Wife, Gen Z, Stupid Refs and Can't find a bottle opener!
